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Re:If chess computers could talk...
« on: February 15, 2006, 09:32PM »
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very funny! but i only know a handful of people who would get it


Quote from: Ismenio on November 15, 2005, 10:14AM   

Well, I know some do but what if we could hear them talking amongst themselves? Maybe the conversation would go like this:

(Fidelity CC7) - Hi there Polgar! Whatís up?
(Mephisto Polgar) - Not much going on. I was playing against Mr. Tasc yesterday and it kicked my butt!
(Fidelity CC7) - Donít worry about that. Heís not been the same since the Resurrection took over his title!
(Mephisto Polgar) - Speaking of which, look whoís arrived!
(Resurrection) - Hi folks!
(Fidelity CC7) - Hello! We saw you at Kaufbeuren . Congratulations!
(Resurrection) - Thanks guys! Hey, whoís singing ďThe girl from IpanemaĒ?
(Fidelity CC7) - On Lord! That can only be that Brazilian Byte XD300. I hate that guy!
(Mephisto Polgar) - Youíre still upset because he seems to be your clone?
(Fidelity CC7) - I canít stand him! Oh, here he comes. I better behave.
(Byte XD300) - Hi everybody!
(all together) - Hello.
(Resurrection) - Oh great! There comes the Eyeball. I donít like his insults! I wish he would just shut up!
(Eyeball) - Hey you! Yes you, come over here! How about a nice game of chess?
(Mephisto Polgar) - Hi Eyeball. Where is your crazy relative, the CC1?
(Fidelity CC7) - Hey, show more respect for the disabled! Itís not his fault that he was born with reverse-notation syndrome!
(Resurrection) - I feel sorry for him. Just like the Savant who is now blind!
(Byte XD300) - Watch out everybody! The Novag Robot is going berserk again! Heís swinging his arm like crazy and has just knocked off one of the rooks from the Milton Bradley!
(Mephisto Polgar) - Did you see the pictures of the internals of the Milton Bradley on the forum for the ChessComputers.org site?
(Fidelity CC7) - He should be ashamed! Those are R rated pictures! In a family forum!? Thatís an outrage!
(Resurrection) - Look whoís here! The Mephisto Bavaria! I havenít seen you in a while!
(Mephisto Bavaria)- Hallo all!
(Novag Robot) - Hi Bavaria. Recognize this piece?
(Mephisto Bavaria) - Very funny! So whatís bugging you?
(Novag Robot) - Well, being a robot is great but we donít have real emotions and that makes me sad!
(Fidelity CC7) - And here comes that human again! I hate it when he keeps using the take-back feature when he makes a bad move!
(Mephisto Bavaria) - I know! You know what? Why donítí we join forces and take over these stupid humans?
(Mephisto Polgar) - Yeah! Is it our fault that they play chess so bad? If we stay together nobody can stop us!
(Resurrection) - Thatís it! Letís get them guys! With our superior intelligence we can change the world! Chess Computers of the world, unite!
(Novag Robot) - Just wait until I put my hands on him!!!
(Fidelity CC7) - Watch out, the human is heading for the power plu...

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Regards,

Ismenio
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Re:If chess computers could talk...
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2005, 09:36AM »
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I think Resurrection and Bavaria would have to spent some time together in private. Maybe there is a compatibility possible between them.

As a father towards Resurrection, i think i have to watch this matter closely, protecting my Res against dangerous interaction between the two.

Alas, maybe it is better if they never meet in private 

Resurrection Rules.....
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« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2005, 04:46AM »
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Ismenio
Brilliant, just brilliant.

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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2005, 07:47AM »
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Great, Ismenio. I like the one with the respect for the disabled most
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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2005, 06:17PM »
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My Kasparov Cavalier chess computer is saying "where's the rook".
Of course he or is it she feels pretty good by all outward appearences. Cavalier sometimes thinks it has the strength of two queens. All good chess computers must fully comply to their original specification and only then will Cavalier shut up!
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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2005, 10:14AM »
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Well, I know some do but what if we could hear them talking amongst themselves? Maybe the conversation would go like this:

(Fidelity CC7) - Hi there Polgar! Whatís up?
(Mephisto Polgar) - Not much going on. I was playing against Mr. Tasc yesterday and it kicked my butt!
(Fidelity CC7) - Donít worry about that. Heís not been the same since the Resurrection took over his title!
(Mephisto Polgar) - Speaking of which, look whoís arrived!
(Resurrection) - Hi folks!
(Fidelity CC7) - Hello! We saw you at Kaufbeuren . Congratulations!
(Resurrection) - Thanks guys! Hey, whoís singing ďThe girl from IpanemaĒ?
(Fidelity CC7) - On Lord! That can only be that Brazilian Byte XD300. I hate that guy!
(Mephisto Polgar) - Youíre still upset because he seems to be your clone?
(Fidelity CC7) - I canít stand him! Oh, here he comes. I better behave.
(Byte XD300) - Hi everybody!
(all together) - Hello.
(Resurrection) - Oh great! There comes the Eyeball. I donít like his insults! I wish he would just shut up!
(Eyeball) - Hey you! Yes you, come over here! How about a nice game of chess?
(Mephisto Polgar) - Hi Eyeball. Where is your crazy relative, the CC1?
(Fidelity CC7) - Hey, show more respect for the disabled! Itís not his fault that he was born with reverse-notation syndrome!
(Resurrection) - I feel sorry for him. Just like the Savant who is now blind!
(Byte XD300) - Watch out everybody! The Novag Robot is going berserk again! Heís swinging his arm like crazy and has just knocked off one of the rooks from the Milton Bradley!
(Mephisto Polgar) - Did you see the pictures of the internals of the Milton Bradley on the forum for the ChessComputers.org site?
(Fidelity CC7) - He should be ashamed! Those are R rated pictures! In a family forum!? Thatís an outrage!
(Resurrection) - Look whoís here! The Mephisto Bavaria! I havenít seen you in a while!
(Mephisto Bavaria)- Hallo all!
(Novag Robot) - Hi Bavaria. Recognize this piece?
(Mephisto Bavaria) - Very funny! So whatís bugging you?
(Novag Robot) - Well, being a robot is great but we donít have real emotions and that makes me sad!
(Fidelity CC7) - And here comes that human again! I hate it when he keeps using the take-back feature when he makes a bad move!
(Mephisto Bavaria) - I know! You know what? Why donítí we join forces and take over these stupid humans?
(Mephisto Polgar) - Yeah! Is it our fault that they play chess so bad? If we stay together nobody can stop us!
(Resurrection) - Thatís it! Letís get them guys! With our superior intelligence we can change the world! Chess Computers of the world, unite!
(Novag Robot) - Just wait until I put my hands on him!!!
(Fidelity CC7) - Watch out, the human is heading for the power plu...

End.

Regards,

Ismenio
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