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Individual CNW Member Forums / Last Kiss / "Name the Mom" contest winner |
on: May 4, 2008, 09:18:10 PM |
| Started by John Lustig | Last post by John Lustig |
I wanted a name for this feisty, finger-pointing mom. And readers came up with some wonderful suggestions. You can read them at:
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/reading/fascinat.htm
But reader Torsten Adair with a great name and a bizarre biography of the mom and her whole family:
"Gertrude P. Thornsucker. (The P stands for Patricia.) Thornsucker is her maiden name.
"She was once the CEO of Amalgamated Feminine Industries. The company was merged with Sweet & Pink, Inc, at which time she retired as CEO and took a seat on the Board of Directors.
"In her spare time, she does needlepoint of stock certificates (highly sought after on Wall Street) while listening to Bloomberg Radio. She is a championship Bridge player, once beating the pair of Bill Gates and Warren Buffett. (Warren mowed her lawn, Bill designed her MySpace page.) Her favorite color is periwinkle. Lawrence Welk's music makes her so randy that she has a bubble machine AND a giant plexiglas champagne hot tub in her boudoir. (An underground video of her having intercourse with noted accordionist Wilhelm von Niederbergerhofstein while he played "Lady of Spain" circulates amongst accordion aficionados.)
"Her daughter, Johanna G. P. Thornsucker, was adopted as a baby from British Honduras. She excels in fencing, maintains the Neuro Linguistic Programming page on Wikipedia, and is on the Honor Roll at Makia Valley High School. Upon graduating, she intends to major in International Relations and Global Economics.
"She met her current husband, Johnny Esposito, when he was employed at AFI as a junior accountant. (He is twenty years younger than G.P.) No longer employed at AFI, he manages the Thornsucker Family Trust and Foundation, and sits on the board of various local charities. His pickle chiffon pie is quite famous locally."
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CNW Club Forum / General Discussion / john berry |
on: April 11, 2008, 11:14:41 AM |
| Started by czwerling | Last post by czwerling |
| Are you the same john berry that went to wantagh h.s. in NY? |
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CNW Club Forum / General Discussion / Looking for cartoonist for non-fiction humorous graphic novel |
on: March 29, 2008, 12:49:26 PM |
| Started by apooman | Last post by apooman |
Hello, my friend and I have developed a concept for a humorous graphic novel. We have outlined the entire novel and have done most of our research. However, neither of us can draw. So that's where we need your help.
We are looking for a creative, fun, excited cartoonist to join our team to tackle this quirky project.
If you are interested, please email me at apmallya@hotmail.com |
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CNW Club Forum / General Discussion / Re:MidnightFiction.com Updates |
on: February 23, 2008, 09:49:18 AM |
| Started by Richard Krauss | Last post by Richard Krauss |
Saturday's update on Midnight Fiction.
Comix: The Mackovee Kids in Matinee Times concludes
Reviews:
Tim Corrigan's Comics and Stories #18
The Comic Eye Mark Innes' new 176-page comics anthology about comics, comic creators, and fans.
Images Carrie and Dan W. Taylor's infozine about perception and appearance.
News:
Small, pressing news about Tim Corrigan's new website, Howard Cruse, Matt Dembicki, Nickelodeon Magazine, Ron Fortier's new online shop, and more.
Thank you for visiting the site! |
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CNW Club Forum / General Discussion / Re:MidnightFiction.com Updates |
on: February 16, 2008, 09:01:44 AM |
| Started by Richard Krauss | Last post by Richard Krauss |
The week of Feb. 16th on Midnight Fiction:
This week's comix: The Mackovee Kids in Matinee Times part 1
Reviews of Time Warp Comix #5 edited by Dan W. Taylor and Raised by Squirrels & Los Alamos by Bram and Monica Meehan.
Small, Pressing New Items and other Musings this week includes items from Adamant Entertainment and Steve Lafler.
Also, check out the interview with DC McNamara illustrated with his comix work from Bigfoot Comix and Mox Nix.
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Cartoonist's Gallery / The Cartooning Corner / Run away snake |
on: February 11, 2008, 08:51:26 PM |
| Started by timpritchard | Last post by timpritchard |
Just for the sake of trying to drum up a little life in this place... |
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Cartoonist's Gallery / The Cartooning Corner / The mighty Thor |
on: February 11, 2008, 08:46:49 PM |
| Started by timpritchard | Last post by timpritchard |
Here is a drawing I did in Corel draw...does anybody even come here anymore |
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CNW Club Forum / General Discussion / Bob Vojtko's Bug Infested Comics #5 |
on: February 9, 2008, 09:35:34 AM |
| Started by Richard Krauss | Last post by Richard Krauss |
Bob Vojtko and I have just completed the fifth issue of Bob's newave mini-classic, Bug Infested Comics. Just when you thought it was safe to seal up those fumigation access holes, the bug are back. This 8 page mini comic is printed in full color on heavy-weight matte coated paper and sells for $2 (postage paid) at the Midnight Fiction Shop. Invite one into your house today!
To find out all about the history of Bug Infested Comics, that dates back to 1979, check out the Feb. 9th blog entry on the Midnight Fiction website .
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CNW Club Forum / General Discussion / Re:MidnightFiction.com Updates |
on: February 2, 2008, 09:47:34 AM |
| Started by Richard Krauss | Last post by Richard Krauss |
The week of Feb. 2nd on Midnight Fiction:
Larry Lagoon's Comic Dreams conclude in part 2.
Reviews of Sean Azzopardi's new graphic novel Twelve Hour Shift and Candy or Medicine #2 edited by Josh Blair.
Small Pressing News this week includes items from Floydman, Dan W. Taylor, Andy Rementer, Chuck Moore, Hassan Otsmane-Elhaou, and more - including the discovery of a "lost" newave mini from 1985 by Bob Vojtko.
Thanks for visiting the site!
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